Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

好了这是你的演讲稿

Okay,here'sthetextforyourspeech.

我加了几个段子在结尾嘲笑了下Eagleton

Iaddedafewmorejokes,slammingEagletonattheend.

嗯那是你对我说过最性感的事情了

Mmm.That'sthesexiestthingyou'veeversaidtome.

我太高兴你和我一队了

I'msogladyou'reonmyteam.

你确定要在这场新闻发布会上攻击他们吗

Areyousureyouwannaattack'ematthispressconference?

这只是场有个友好赌注的高中篮球赛啊

It'safriendlywageronahighschoolbasketballgame.

我正在输掉罢免选举啊Ben

I'mlosingtherecallelection,Ben.

嘲笑Eagleton是最简单的得分方式了

SlammingEagletonistheeasiestwaytoscoresomepoints.

你看我为此自豪吗

Look.AmIproudofit?

是因为Eagleton很烂

Yes.BecauseEagletonsucks.

但这一招上档次吗

Butisittheclassiestmove?

是因为Eagleton很烂

Yes,becauseEagletonsucks.

我会再做一次吗是的因为Eagleton很烂

WouldIdoitagain?Yes,becauseEagletonsucks.

今年轮到我们主持Pawnee-Eagleton篮球赛

Thisyear,wegettohostthePawnee-Eagletontip-offclassic.

那位糟糕的人类是IngriddeForest

ThatawfulhumanbeingisIngriddeForest.

她是Eagleton的市议员

She'sacitycouncilorfromEagleton.

她觉得自己好棒啊因为她赢得了印第安纳小姐选美比赛

Shethinksshe'ssogreatbecauseshewontheMissIndianaBeautyPageant.

就在去年她还任职的时候

Lastyear.Whileshewasinoffice.

而且有孕在身

Andpregnant.

如往常一样我们想跟Eagleton打个友好的赌

Asalways,wewouldliketomakeafriendlywagerwithEagleton.

如果你们今年打败我们

Ifyoubeatusthisyear,

我们会给你一篮子苹果来自我们的Pawnee果园

wewillgiveyouabasketofapplesfromourPawneeorchard.

恶心杀虫剂呸

Ew,pesticide.Yuck.

哦不这些是没有杀虫剂的

Oh,no,thesearepesticide-free.

我早上早饭吃了一个我在里面发现了条虫子

Iateoneoftheseforbreakfastthismorning,andIfoundaworminit.

所以我赌有人现在感觉挺蠢的吧

So,Ibetsomebodyfeelsprettystupidrightnow.

嗯Leslie我觉得我们想法类似

Well,Leslie,Ithinkwehadsimilarideas.

如果你们赢了Eagleton会给你们这篮橘子

Ifyouwin,Eagletonwillgiveyouthisbasketoforanges.

"苹果和橘子"

当然不同类的东西比起来挺傻的但管他呢

Ofcourse,it'ssillytocompareapplesandoranges,butwhattheheck.

它们是用施华洛世奇水晶做成的价值七十万美金

ThesearemadeofSwarovskicrystal,andthey'reworth$700,000.

Leslie你在罢免选举的最新民调中降低了15个百分点

Leslie,you'redown15pointsinthela