Good Omens《好兆头》第二季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

公元前2500年你应该知道你为什么要死了You should know why youre about to die.上帝已经放弃你了God has abandoned you.那个声称爱你的上帝The God who claims to love you,那个要求你赞美的上帝who demands your praise,已经放任你被毁灭has given you up to be destroyed.只能算你倒霉Bad luck.我们可以开始了吗Shall we begin?乌斯之地住手 恶魔Stay your hand, Demon!你不过是撒旦卑鄙的工具Despised tool of Satan,以万能的上帝的名义in the name of Almighty God!走开吧Avaunt!是你啊 我的天Its you. Dear me.咱们上次见面还是在Havent seen you since...大洪水那时候 -是的the flood? - Ah, yeah.刚才抱歉了Well, sorry about this.不 没关系No, of course.老天 我刚说到哪了Oh God. Where was I?走开 -对对Avaunt. - Yes, yes.走开吧 肮脏的恶魔Avaunt, foul demon!以全能者的名义 我命令你离开In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, begone!不No.不No?不了 谢谢 我有许可No, thank you. See, I have a permit.许可 谁的许可A permit? From whom?上帝的From God.我倒不介意你开玩笑You see, its not that I mind jokes.不不不不不 不 不是玩笑Oh no, no, no, no, no. No, no jokes.这些羊是约伯的 对吗 -是的 约伯These goats belong to Job, right? - Yes, Job.我得提醒你 他是上帝的心头肉 所以Who is, I might add, a particular favorite of God, so...要我总结一下吗Shall I summarize?撒旦和他的恶魔使臣们Satan and his diabolical ministers可以摧毁约伯拥有的一切 不容置疑may destroy everything Job owns, no questions asked.亲亲抱抱 上帝Hugs and kisses, God.不是吧No!这不可能是真的This cant be real!约伯是个 友善 且正直的人Job is a... good and... righteous man.我是说 他确实是个百分百的小甜心I mean, he really is an absolute poppet.我是个恶魔 我可能在撒谎Well, I am a demon. Maybe Im lying.这样吧 一试就知道Tell you what, lets find out.似乎没犯天条哦Seems legit to me!所以 由我们的手足之印加封So, sealed by our marks of hand and hoof.阿门Amen!是的 完全没问题Yep, thats all fine!老天啊Good heavens.他做了什么 -约伯吗 什么都没做What did he do? - Job? Nothing.约伯是世界上最好的人Jobs the nicest man in the world.所以他很适合用来打赌Thats why hes so perfect for the bet.打赌 -是的The bet? - Yep.你看 上帝在说约伯有多么正直You see, God was saying how righteous Job was约伯有多么爱上帝and how much Job loved God.然后撒旦指出 -抱歉 所以撒旦And Satan pointed out-- - Sorry, so Satan?撒旦指出那可能只是Mm-hmm, that maybe that was just因为上帝对他太好了cause Gods been so nice t