Rick and Morty《瑞克和莫蒂（2013）》第四季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Rick, I-Im not rated to climb something this sheer.Rick 这么陡的坡我爬不了Look, youre the guy that wanted an epic adventure.注意 要个史诗级冒险的人是你Im the guy with only one hover chair.我要的只是一把悬浮椅Goddammit, an alien spider just bit my finger!该死 外星蜘蛛刚咬了我的手指Its an alien cliff.你爬的就是外星悬崖You can just say spider.叫它蜘蛛就行了You couldnt do that an hour ago?一个小时前你就不能这么做吗I was eating, and youre dirty.当时我在吃饭 你还那么脏Activate anti-booby suits.启动反诱杀装置Total waste of snakes.完全就是浪费蛇If you want to take a beat to acknowledge the sacred atmosphere,如果你有向这神圣气氛 表达敬意的念头it could give the cynical grave robbing a hint of irreverence.那对我们愤世嫉俗的盗墓 就有所不敬了No, Im -- Im good. All right, then.不 我 我还好Lets loop this corpse.那行吧 开棺验货Hey, wheres the...诶 哪去了Wait, what?等下 啥Is that an origami horse?那是个折纸马吗Its a calling card from Miles Knightley, a heist artist, AKA a hipster dick这是盗窃艺术家Miles Knightley留的名片 其实就是个傻屌hearts;非主流whose adventures are 60% putting a crew together他的冒险用前六成组建团队and 40% revealing that the robbery already happened,后四成则用来搞个大揭秘and hes not worth our time不值得咱们浪费时间because hes a hack piece of shit fuck!因为他就是个傻hearts;逼hearts;Im gonna kill him! Lets go, Morty.妈的我要干hearts;死hearts;他 咱们走 MortyThis temples for fuckin lame baby dipshits.这是留给 菜逼 怂逼 大傻hearts;逼hearts; 来盗的圣殿Who disturbs my slumber?谁搅了我的好觉Also, who rigs a tomb to crush the buried person?还有 哪个墓穴会碾压墓主啊Isnt the point to protect --墓穴难道不是用来保护This dork. He has a convention now?这人够无聊的 他还要办展吗Come on. What are we doing?来吧 咱们去干点啥Huh! Tuxedo scuba lessons? Ooh!哇 礼服潜水课 哇哦A signing with Catherines Alpha through Omega Joneses!还有凯瑟琳·从α到Ω·琼斯的签名会哦You know, this is great source material要我说 这可是我创作盗窃电影for this heist movie that Im writing.的绝佳取材机会Dont get drawn into the culture, Morty.别被这种文化带跑偏 MortyStealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.偷东西的关键在于东西 不是偷Where is the entrance?入口在哪Oh, brother.哦 老哥More like Trying Too Hard Con.不如叫 用力过猛展Guests or professionals? Uh, guests.业余还是专家 啊 业余Uh -- Uh, guests are f