wasted《虚度光阴（2016）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

第一季第五集 Ashtray. But also last beer, so… 谁把这当烟灰缸了反正就剩这一瓶了 More! What? More 啥 Am I a terrible person? 我是不是个烂人 What? No. 啥才不是 Youre Kent effing Blackwell, the Jaffa Cake of men. 你可是他妈的Kent Blackwell你是人类之光 What if no-one will love me because Ive got that weird ball thing? 万一就因为我长了个奇怪的蛋没人爱我了怎么办 Everyone has a weird ball thing. 人人都有这样的问题 Or pubes that come up really far, or a hairy tit. 比如下面毛太长再比如某人胸毛密集 Hey, its one hair that just keeps coming back! 就只有一根不停往出长好吗 What? I dont have any weird things. 我身上可没什么诡异的地方 Hes got a mole on each butt cheek. 他两个屁hearts;股hearts;蛋子上一边一个痣 It makes his arse look like a pair of tits. 看起来跟一对奶似的 Judas! 你个叛徒 So we are agreed. 那就这么定了 Everyone is going to show everyone else everything. 我们每个人都要对彼此裸诚相待 Yes, it will bring us all closer together. 没错这会增进我们的革命友谊 Well have an unbreakable bond for all of eternity, 永远将我们紧密的联hearts;系hearts;在一起 Steady on, mate. Yeah. 冷静点伙计别太激动 Sorry. 对不起 Three... Two…One… Draw! 动手吧 Right. Your turn, guys. 好了轮你们了 That was a mistake. Lets get fucked up. 刚那是个错误还是回去继续醉吧 Really quickly. 赶紧醉起来 Guys? 人呢 Guys, its just an arse. 拜托不过是个屁hearts;股hearts;蛋啊 Everyone was so wasted last night 昨晚我们都喝瘫了 I guess no-one can remember anything that happened. 我想大家应该什么都不记得了吧 We all remember your arse tits. 但还记得你的臀奶 Splendid. 好极了 Right. 好了 Come-down day, were going to need blanket, Netflix, 散毒日我们得准备好毛毯网飞 non-judgmental wank breaks... 就算我中途擂管也别对我说三道四 Oh, I cant, fve got a barbecue. 我今天不了要去参加烧烤聚会 Whose barbecue? 谁办的 That guy from the reggae night down in Corsham. 我在科舍姆的雷鬼派对上认识的那个男的 He invited me over. Not that fucking dreadhead guy. 他邀请我的别是那个恶心的脏辫男吧 He has a name. 人家有名字 What is it? 叫啥 I cant remember because we keep calling him dread-head. 记不清了谁让我们老管他叫脏辫男 Right, so youre ditching us for a bongo party? 行你就抛弃我们去和他打手鼓吧 Kent, not all white boys with dreads play bongos? Kent又不是所有留脏辫的白人男都玩手鼓 Are you sure about that? 你确定吗 Fine. Just us legends, eh? 好吧那就剩我们住了 Well, actually, barbecue sounds fucking great. 实际上我觉得这个烧烤聚会听起来不错 Oh, guys. Come on! 哦得了吧 Youre dis