Rick and Morty《瑞克和莫蒂（2013）》第四季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Oh, shit, I almost parked.啊我hearts;操hearts; 我差点手动停车了Hey, Morty, hold on, wat-watch this.Morty 等下 你看这个Well, I thought it was cool.好吧 我以为挺酷的So. We should be in and out.我们等下快进快出Simple exchange, not even really an adventure.做个简单交易 都算不上一次真的冒险And if anything goes wrong -- which it wont --一旦出了什么差错 当然并不会出jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.你就紧跟着我跳进那个酸液大缸Okay. Wait -- Wait, what?好吧 等 等下 啥Wha-What vat of acid? What, Morty!啥 啥酸液大缸 啥 MortyClose the door.把门关上I pre-scouted this location我侦察过这个地方and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones.提前在真酸液大缸中间放了一缸假的Its got air hoses里面有空气软管and a compartment of bones at the bottom.缸底有一个隔层 装满了骨头If things go wrong, which they wont,如果出了什么差错 当然肯定不会we jump into the vat of acid,我们就跳进那缸酸and Ill release the bones, theyll float up --然后我会把骨头放出来 让它们漂上去What is this face youre making?你这表情是啥意思Arent you an inventor?你不是个发明家么Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built-in air supply内置空气供应的假酸液缸and quick-release bones isnt inventive enough for you,能快速释放的骨头 哪个对你来说不够有创意and when did my job become pitching you ideas?还有 从啥时候开始 我还得向你推销主意了Alright! Lets just do this.行吧 那就照你说的做吧I have English homework. Youre still learning English?我还有英语作业要做呢 你还在学英语吗Thats the language you speak.你说的就是英语啊How dumb are you?你到底是有多蠢Interesting choice of meeting place, Rick.选了个有趣的地方见面啊 RickYou like it? My grandson had notes.你喜欢这儿吗 我外孙意见可大了Come on. Show him the crystals, Morty.你可行了 给他们看下水晶 MortyIll make lots of money with these.有了它们我就能赚大钱了Ill make lots of those with these. Well. Those are fake.有了蓝水晶我也能造更多红水晶了 呵呵 那些都是假的Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on. You gotta be kidding me. Seriously?操 我天 不是吧 你hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;跟我开玩笑呢吧You brought fake crystals and a gun?你带的是假水晶 还带了枪Beats real crystals and no gun.总比带真水晶又不带枪好吧Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm?好吧 那跟带假水晶和假手臂比呢Whoa, do you know who I am?!你知道我谁吗Even if you kill me, youre a dead man.就算能杀我 你也活不成Are you serious?真的假的Morty, hes