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关于小学英语笑话小故事 Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. Thank you very much for your help, the note read. As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didnt win. 有一次，我收到一封感谢信，是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封内有五张彩票，都被刮过了，露出了数字。“非常感谢您的帮助，”信上写道，“作为礼物，我给您买了些彩票----真遗憾，您没中奖。” Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。 One day, Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, Tim.What happened? Did your father help you? 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗? No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it allmyself, said Tim. 不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。 A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?” The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit. 获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。” After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. 我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。 In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills. 一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。” While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, thou