《冒牌老爸（1999）》电影完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

《冒牌老爸》 -你好? -Sonny 我是爸爸 你在睡觉? -Hello? -Sonny, its your dad You asleep? 不 不 我在锻炼 No. Hey, man. I was exercising. -胡扯 你是在睡觉 -不 我没有 -Bullshit You were sleeping -I wasnt. 你总是向我撒谎 好像你还是六岁小孩 This kid wont stop lying to me You still act like youre six 噢 好吧 爸 我像六岁小孩 Yeah, okay, Dad I act like Im six 你找到个像样的工作了吗? Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week? 正在找呢 Ive been looking 找可付不了房hearts;租 Looking wont pay the rent 我从那场出租车意外中得到的赔偿 All the money I won from the cab accident 都投资股市了 放心 is kicking ass in the stock market, so relax -不要浪费了 -我不会的 -Dont blow it on worthless crap -I wont 你该把钱用在你的律师考试上 You should spend it on your bar exam 你是个律师 我可不想考什么律师 Youre the lawyer I aint taking a bar exam 我自己还有太多其它事要烦 I got too much other shit going on 我真不知道你到底是怎么了 I dont know what happened to you 算了 你和那女孩怎么样了 Vanessa? Howre things going with your girlfriend, Vanessa? 一切都好 Things are going fine. 糟糕 Shit! 我得挂了 I gotta go. 该死 你又把闹钟关了 Shit! You turned off the alarm clock again. 不 我是考虑到你需要更多睡眠 No! I mean, yes, I did, but I thought you needed more sleep. 我根本就不该留在这儿 太蠢了 真是多谢了 I shouldnt have stayed here. That was a jerk thing to do. 你干嘛 为什么要去上班? 今天是周日 Why are you going to work? Its Sunday. 我不是去上班 我要和潜在的客户 吃早中饭 Im not going to work. Im going to brunch with potential clients. 作为晚会策划者 就得这样 多和客户见面 Thats how a party planner gets business, by making contacts. 和我见面好了 我来叫Cozys的外卖hearts;hearts; 那多开心 Meet with me. Ill order in from Cozys. Well have fun. 我讨厌Cozys 你总是从那儿叫东西吃 I am sick of Cozys. You order in from there all the time. 那送外卖hearts;hearts;的看上去 就是你最好的朋友了 The delivery guys your best friend. 他人确实不错 He happens to be pretty damn nice. 这是我人生的低潮期 This is a rough patch in my life. 雪城0比3输了 而我又有那些医疗问题 Syracuse is 0 and 3. And I got those medical problems. 医疗问题? Medical problems? 两年前被出租车轧了脚 你就住了一天医院 A cab runs over your foot two years ago. Youre hospitalized one night. 注意 那辆出租车可很大 First of all, that cab was huge. 而且陪审团认为那一晚上的疼痛 值20万美元 And a jury decided that one n