The Ellen DeGeneres Show《艾伦秀 20150316 米歇尔·奥巴马》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

欢迎 艾伦·德杰尼勒斯Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.谢谢 谢谢大家Thank you very much, everybody.谢谢 你们真好Thank you so much. Thats nice of you.欢呼同样送给你们Back at you. Everybody.大家请坐 欢呼也送给你们Have a seat. Thats so nice where I get back to ya.很感谢大家 伦家也爱你们I appreciate it. I feel the same about you.今天是个好日子You are here on a good day.美国权力顶峰之人的妻子 今天来到了节目现场The wife of the most powerful person in the country is here.没错 大家跟波西亚打个招呼吧Thats right. Say hi to Portia, everybody.另外 第hearts;一hearts;夫hearts;人hearts;米歇尔也来到了现场Also, first lady Michelle Obama is here.没错Thats right.她马上出场She will be out in a minute.但我今天想先聊聊这事But here is what I wanna talk about today.有天晚上 我在The other night, I was雅虎主页上浏览新闻on the Yahoo homepage, looking at the news.在网页的边上And on the side of the page,登录时候出现的页面里the whole front page when you log on,有条我的头版theres a headline about me.通常我是不会看自己的报道的Now, normally I dont read stories about myself.但那篇文章标题是But the headline said 毁灭艾伦帝国的秘密The Secret that will Destory ELlens Empire .首先 我完全不知道自己有个帝国And first of all, I didnt realize that I had an empire.顶多也就是个王国吧I think of it more as a kingdom.总之 我点击了Anyway, so I clicked on因为我想知道什么会摧毁我的帝国casue I would know what will take down my empire.点进去 出现新页面And it took me to a new page有张我的丑逼照片and there was a terrible picture of me.就像那种 呃 Like the person, the, awh,绝对是我见过最丑的图了its the worst picture Ive ever seen.就像 是基特·理查兹[The Rolling Stones乐队创始人]的图It was like. It couldve been Kieth Richards. It was...但那是我的 是我见过自己最丑的一张But, it was me, as horrible as Ive ever seen myself.然后 第二张是我的美照 那个漂亮啊And then the next picture was a beautiful picture of me,gorgeous.光芒四射 性感迷人A better picture than radiant, sexy.不得不说我对自己很有吸引力I was such attracted to me.一张我的美照Beautiful picture of me.但上面内容跟我的帝国没有半毛钱关系And it didnt say anything about my empire.就是个推广护肤精华液的It was just for a skin serum.就是个精华液的广hearts;告hearts;It was an ad. For a skin serum,还是我从来没用过的产品For a product I do not use.我才不会给它打广hearts;告hearts;I dont endorse t