The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon《肥伦今夜秀2015.02.18.Neil Patrick Harris》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

让我们欢迎 艾伦·德杰尼勒斯Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.太谢谢你们啦Thank you so much.真的很感谢Thank you very much.太棒了Thats good..非常感谢Thank you so much.你们太棒了Thats so nice of you.感谢你们Appreciate it.非常感谢Thank you very much.掌声也要送给你们Back at you, back at you.想坐或者不想坐 位子就在那Have a seat or if you dont want to,不用勉强 在这里你们可以随心所欲you dont have to, you can do whatever you want.在这儿随你任性It is your time here.感谢你们来我的节目现场Thanks for being here.今天我打算告诉你们一个小小的行业内hearts;幕hearts; 怎么样Today Im gonna let you in on a little industry secret, okay?大家都知道我是封hearts;面hearts;女hearts;郎hearts;Everyone knows Im a cover girl,但是他们不了解But people dont understand随之而来的责任感the responsibility that comes with it.他们以为封hearts;面hearts;女hearts;郎hearts;很光鲜They think its glamour每天只用负责貌美如花and being stunningly beautiful every second of the day.这只是容易的部分Thats the easy part.如果你去看看我们签约封hearts;面hearts;女hearts;郎hearts;的合同If you read the fine print on the contract里面的小字 那些最难懂的条文that we get when we sign on to be a cover girl,审查所有封面也是我的工作Its also my job to approve all covers,各种封面 杂hearts;志hearts;封面 床单封面any cover, magazine covers, bed covers,手工纸巾盒封面 就 就那纸盒the handmade tissue box covers, the... the box.但是 有一个封面被我漏掉了And, theres one cover somehow slipped by me.在它上市之前我都没见过I didnt see this before it got out.体育画报泳衣封面The Sports illustrated Swimsuit cover.你们看过这个吗Have you seen this?看起来她要么就是在把比基尼扯下去It looks like either she is pulling down the bikini要么就是在拽上来Or maybe she is pulling it up.不管怎样 这时候抓拍都不合适Either way, not the time to snap a photo.她露得太多了 没错She is showing a lot, right.其实 我想说 我们得找点东西盖住这个封面Is that... I mean, we need a cover for the cover.把那个给我Give me that.我在想 真的吗I mean, really?我做过一些研究I did some research,我注意到女士泳衣的I noticed that swimsuits布料一年比一年少are getting smaller and smaller each year,所以我觉得是时候给你们上一课So I thought I would give you a little lesson,体育画报泳装版演变史on the evolution of this Sports illustrated Swimsuit edition.不用谢 电视机前宅在家里的爸爸们Youre welcome, stay-at-home dads out there.好的 把