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英语小笑话短文故事带翻译 Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. 有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。 They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation, 他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。 they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood. 他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。 Help me,Ive been mugged and viciously beaten he pleaded. 他在恳求说：“救救我吧，我被人行凶抢劫，还遭到恶意痛打一顿。” The two social workers turned and walked away . 这两名社会工作者转身离去。 One remarked to her colleague: You know the person that did this really needs help. 其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。” A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain . 有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。 Where are you hurting?asked the doctor. 医生问她：“你哪里痛?” You have to help me,I hurt all over,said the woman, 女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。” What do you mean ,all over ?asked the doctor,be a little more specific. 医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧” The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫; Ow,that hurts.Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled, “哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫： Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe , “哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说： Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried. “哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。” The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,You have a brokenfinger. 医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。” Silly Doctor 蠢医生 A man went to see his doctor 有一名男子去看他的医生， because he was suffering from a miserable cold. 因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。 His doctor prescribed some pills, 他的医生开了一些药丸 ， but they didnt help. 但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。 On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, 他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针， but that didnt do any good. 但是那也没什么效。 On his third visit the doctor told the man, 他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子： Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft. “回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完