新成长的烦恼第一季10.doc

LIZZIE: Face it, Miranda. it doesnt matter which X-Man you are-- you could be Mystique that hot blue chick and Ethan Craft wouldnt give you the time of day. Which is why Id be Rogue. Id use my mutant power to suck away all Kates popularity. Ethan Craft would have no choice but to turn to me. MIRANDA: Or moi. GORDO: Great, use the untapped powers of the universe to land a guy whos going to end up working at a gas station-- part-time. ( crashing sounds ) LIZZIE: Hello! Ever heard of knocking? MATT: Have you seen the flashlight? LIZZIE: No. On the phone. leave! I have to get off the phone and crush my little brother. ( screams ) (to MATT) You have five seconds till I sit on your head. One... two... three... MATT: Got it. LIZZIE: ( groans ) Does anyone knock in this house? LIZZIE: Yes, Dad, what do you want? SAM: Do you have any idea why your little brother is covered in dirt? LIZZIE: You caught me-- I buried him in the backyard and he dug his way out. Joke! I dont know why hes mud boy but Ive got a lot to worry about, Dad. Im getting married in the morning and if you please would excuse me! ( huffing ) SAM :(to JO) Honey, a little help? ----------- THEME SONG ----------- * If you believe * * Weve got a picture-perfect plan * * Weve got you fooled * * Cause we only do the best we can * * And sometimes we make it * * And sometimes we fake it * * But we get one step closer each and every day * * Well figure it out on the way. * ( bell ringing ) MRS STEBEL: The rules for the social studies marriage project are as follows: I will pair you off into couples and then everyone will come and select an occupation from this fishbowl. Each couple must create a fictional lifestyle for themselves and the couple with the best marriage doesnt have to write a paper. Each couple must make all decisions together. The project will last one week and will end with a pretend 20th school reunion party where youll give a report about your last 20 years. Any questions? TOON