适合1、2年级学生的英语小故事.doc

Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened？ A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again？ asked his mother. Id know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说,“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. Youll get that degree, dear, she whispered. Perseverance is a virtue. 美 德 获取 HYPERLINK /z/Search.e?sp=S%E7%A0%94%E7%A9%B6%E7%94%9F%E5%AD%A6%E4%BD%8Dch=w.search.yjjlinkcid=w.search.yjjlink \t _blank 研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的 HYPERLINK /z/Search.e?sp=S%E7%BA%BD%E7%BA%A6%E5%B7%9E%E7%AB%8B%E5%A4%A7%E5%AD%A6ch=w.search.yjjlinkcid=w.search.yjjlink \t _blank 纽约州立大学当教员。一天， HYPERLINK /z/Search.e?sp=S%E7%94%B5%E6%A2%AFch=w.search.yjjlinkcid=w.search.yjjlink \t _blank 电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。 最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种 HYPERLINK /z/Search.e?sp=S%E7%BE%8E%E5%BE%B7ch=w.search.yjjlinkcid=w.search.yjjlink \t _blank 美德。” Difference I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. When I say, Good afternoon, the undergraduates respond, Good afternoon. But the graduate students just write it down