方慈个产后瘦不下来的原因.docxVIP

19 Reasons I Cannot Possibly Lose The Baby Weight给你19个生娃后瘦不下来的理由！（中英双版阅读）一枚国外软妹纸麻麻生娃后实在瘦不下来，气急之下，她非常努力，非常认真，非常细心地…….给自己列了19个理由说明为啥自己瘦不下来。看完之后简直笑cry~ Here We Go~My baby is turning one. While a lot of mamas are back to their?pre-pregnancy weight?by then, I have still got a ways to go. And frankly, I do not really care. In fact, I bristle at the implication that I or any recently pregnant lady should be racing to shrink down.我的娃已经一岁了。我知道很多麻麻在娃一岁的时候都已经成功恢复到了怀孕前的体重，而我却还在变瘦的路上。坦白说，宝宝我丝毫不在意这些。事实上，宝宝很生气，为什么最近怀孕麻麻一定要去争着抢着瘦下来？ Here are the many excellent reasons why I cannot possibly lose the baby weight right now, thank you very much. And if you need an excuse, feel free to borrow one of mine!要知道宝宝目前不能瘦下来可是有很多“正当理由”的。用心听，谢谢~还有哦，如果你也瘦不下来，需要一个“正当理由”的话，随便拿一个吧~I use carbs to keep me awake.很多人发胖就怪“碳水”，可是如果不吃“碳水”，宝宝困哪~My spare tire provides a nice cushion for the baby, like a human Boppy pillow.腰间“游泳圈”真的一无是处吗？呵呵哒，抱宝宝的时候是最好的人肉垫子好么，可以当哺乳枕用。It is bad enough I yell sometimes from?http://mom.me/baby/23676-20-signs-youre-sleep-deprived-mom/being tired?and overwhelmed. If I was tired, overwhelmed and starving, they had have to call CPS.千万不要让我累着，饿着，因为我会扯着嗓子叫苦。到时候，邻居听到后呼叫CPS（美国儿童保护服务机构）就不好了。Full-fat dairy is recommended for one-year-olds. It is also delicious.全脂牛奶不仅口感很好，而且，我一岁的孩子更需要它。Why pay for a gym membership I will never use when I could spend that money on http://mom.me/baby/24280-8-binge-worthy-shows-new-moms/Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime?为什么要花那冤枉钱去办健身房会员？我宁愿去办Netflix，Hulu（美国视频网站）和Amazon Prime（类似某宝的著名购物网站）。Counting calories requires brain cells I lost from being pregnant twice.如果吃每顿饭都要计算卡路里，需要大量的脑细胞。然而事实上生了两个娃，我已经丢了太多了，库存不足。The kids rarely finish their Mac and cheese, and I?http://mom.me/baby/23418-rejected-foods-all-parents-end-eating/hate to waste food, starving children in Africa and all.孩子们总会吃剩下好多Mac and cheese（美国著名儿童食物，奶酪通心粉），想了想非洲还有好多吃不上饭的孩子们，所以拒绝浪费，从我“吃”起。People say you should plan to wake up an hour before your kids so you can exercise. With the hours I keep, I had have to