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英语短文 THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸 Nowadays the newspaper possesses[p?zes]considerable[k?nsid?r?bl] value.Everybody should read it. It supplies[s?plai] us with a variety[v?rai?ti] of news every day. It tells us the political[p?litik?l] situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances[s?:k?mst?ns]. MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活 Though my daily life is extremely monotonous[m?nΛt?n?s], I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend[intend] to be a good student. I wish to render[rend?] service to my country. I get up at six o’clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o’clock. After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o抍lock.Then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed. JOKE Today, I had my first french kiss. The only problem is that it was with my dog, and even then, the only reason he kissed me was because I had some beef jerky[d??:ki] in my mouth. FML Today, I saw an old man doing something to my car, so I started cussing诅咒 at him, telling him that Ill kill him. When I came closer, I realized it was my fiancés未婚夫 father trying to leave me a little present by the car for being nice to them. FML Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my bike handles, even though I knew they would probably be stolen fairly quickly. I went into a restaurant to eat, and when I came out both my wheels 轮胎were gone, but at least the streamers were still there. FML 发音技巧 1、 在单音链单词中，当单词是以e结尾的时候，其中的元 　　音字母发字名音；也就是说 ( a / e / i / o / u ) + 辅音 + e 例如： snake blade persuade kite 2、在单音链单词中，以一个或一个以上的辅音字母结尾的时候，其中的元音字母发短元音。 例如： snack black 3.讲解了wh 的发音，在一般情况下，wh后面跟的是字母o的时候，wh发/h/的音，例如：wholly，who,